"The Razorback" Bret Gibson

["Razorback" Bret Gibson]

Impact Wrestling Wrestler Contract

Name
-Bret Gibson

Nicknames
-"The Razorback"

Weight
-225 lbs.

Hometown
-Providence, Rhode Island

Theme Music
-"Wild Side" by Motley Crue

Picbase
-Andrew W.K.


Gimmick
-thingyy Face

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I promise to the follow the rules and respect my fellow members and the whole of the staff team. I will be as loyal as I can to the IWO e-fed.

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Bret Gibson
Daniel Addington

Entrance
-"Wild Side" by Motley Crue begins to tear up the local Public Announcement Sound System, and out walks "The Razorback" Bret Gibson. Gibson slaps hands of people who are cheering for him and stops right in the middle of the ramp. He looks all around the arena, and swiftly rasies both hands while making the "Rock On" sign with both hands. While doing this, pyro explodes in back of him, spelling out "RAZORBACK GIBSON". After the amazing pyro show, Gibson continues to walk down the ramp and slides into the ring. He climbs up on a nearby turnbuckle and strikes the same pose as he did on the ramp. Pyro explodes again as he strikes the pose, only over the ring. This time, it reads out "BRET GIBSON". Bret leaps off the turnbuckle and waits for his opponent to get to the ring.

Sample RP
-I'll post a Sample RP as a reply to this contract, ASAP.

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Personal Info [Optional]
- Name: JT
- Age: 14
- Email Address: [e-mail]
- How did you find us: Kayla[/center]

["Razorback" Bret Gibson]

Moe Currency and Seth Acid - Beware

As the scene comes back from a commercial break, Rock and Roll Jesus and The Mortition are seen backstage in their locker room. Rock and Roll Jesus has his newly won Hardcore Championship slung over his shoulder. He is sitting in a leather chair in front of the TV. The chair must be a Laz-E-Boy, hence he is so comfortable. The Mortition is lounging on a couch that is next to Rock and Roll Jesuss comfy Laz-E-Boy chair. He is laying down, on his back, with his head turned to face the television. What television show is playing? None that they know of, they are watching National Football League football. New England Patriots are taking on the Cincinati Bengals. Rock and Roll Jesus, being thingyy, is rooting for the Bengals while Mortition is rooting for the Patriots. After a two yard rushing attempt from the Bengals Running Back Rudi Johnson, it cuts to a commercial. The Mortition stretches out, and Rock and Roll Jesus does the same. Both of their hair is longer, since neither have been seen in a while. Rock and Roll Jesus's hair is now down to the center of his back, while it being a really light blonde. He colored it, becuase he is naturally a dark blonde, almost dirty blonde. Mortition's hair is down almost to the center of his back, but about three or four inches up. Mortition got a small haircut a few monthes back for a date, which was totaly worth the haircut. His hair is darker than ever, almost a shiney and glossy black. Rock and Roll Jesus kind of resembles Sabastian Bach, from the 1980s Hair Metal band of Skid Row. Mortition looks himself, as usual. Rock and Roll Jesus is also wearing blue jeans with the usual black and red "I Rock ECWF" T-Shirt on. Neither of them are wearing shoes, both bare footed. Mortition is also wearing blue jeans, but has his signature "ECWF's Resident Badass" T-Shirt on.

After the brothers stop stretching, The Mortition gets up off the couch. Rock and Roll Jesus doesn't seem to care. We know this becuase he just keeps watching the commercials of the football game while Mortition walks off. He went into the next room, and gets some socks and shoes on. He also grabs a hat on the way out of the room. He looks over to Rock and Roll Jesus, who finally looked back at Mortition.

The Mortition ~ ECWF Badass
I'm going to the market, we're running low on some nuts for the fridge. Plus theres that big party next week... I'm going to make my world famous hamburgers marinated with also world famous marinade, made of chicken broth, Bar-Be-Que Sauce, and a touch of Vodka. You want anything special while I'm gone?

Rock and Roll Jesus turns his head for a moment to think, and then replies back.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
No thanks. I'll probably just bring a whole bunch of random nuts to grill down there. I'm sure they won't mind me using their grill, haha.

Mortition ~ ECWF Badass
Nah, they won't haha. Becuase I remember last time someone refused to let you work your magic on their grill.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
Yeah... But at least I payed for the hospital bills, right? I really didn't mean to brake his arm haha. That was completely, totally, an accident. I didn't intend for that to happen.

Mortition ~ ECWF Badass
I know, I heard this story more times than both of our ages combined... Did you say you wanted something special while I was gone?

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
No, you big walking memory loss problem.

Mortition ~ ECWF Badass
Ahaha, funny... Not. Well, I'm going now. See ya later.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
Later, brother.

The Mortition walks out of the door to their locker room, whereing the blue jeans, "ECWF's Resident Badass" T-Shirt, socks & shoes, and hat he got on before he left. He has some keys in his hand, and occasionally tosses them up and catches them. While doing that, he would once in a while bump into a fellow Superstar. Mortition would say that he was sorry and then continue his venture to the car.

He walks out of the door to the Extreme Championship Wrestling Federation building. He looks back and shuts the door behind him. He turns around and sees a crap load of cars. He isn't exactly sure which one is his at first sight, so he walks around a little bit. As he is looking through the many rows of cars, he sees so many that he likes. A 1998 classic Chevrolet pick-up truck in mint condition. A slick black 2009 model of the Honda CR-V. He stops and looks at many others on his way to his car.

Then, he finds his car... A classic 1972 Vette, also in mint condition.



He takes the keys and unlocks the classic beautiful car. He steps inside of the drivers side and shuts the door. He takes the keys, puts them in the ignition, and starts up the vehicle. He backs up just a tiny bit, making sure not to hit the car behind him, and then takes off down the highway on his way to the grocery market. He gets his iPod out and blasts "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC while speeding down that highway.

Back in the backstage locker room, the commercials from the football game have ended, and the Patriots versus Bengals game is back on. Rock and Roll Jesus hasn't moved a muscle since The Mortition left for the super market. The scores is Patriots- 35, Bengals-35, and HalfTime has just ended. He gets bored of the game, so he gets up and changes from his blue jeans to his wrestling pants, and keeps his "I Rock ECWF" shirt on. He then walks over to a nearby computer and opens his emails. He reads a few emails from fans, and some news from the staff. He then emails the staff himself, and says he's going out to the ring to cut a promo. After the email is sent, he shuts the computer down and walks out of the door. Rock and Roll Jesus then realized he forgot his shoes, so he goes back inside and gets his shoes on.

He walks back out the room again and shuts the door behind him. He makes sure he has everything he needs for a promo with him, and then locks the door. He walks through the halls a little and finds a stand with a bunch of microphones that the Superstars can take from, so they can go out and cut promos among other things. He takes one, and turns it off so he doesn't disturb anything going out in the ring right that moment. He keeps walking for a minutes, greetingh some of his fellow superstars along the way. Then, he stops at a nearby, short, television hanging on the wall. He is watching a Dark Match go on. Suddenly, he recieves a text message on his phone. He opens it his phone and checks it.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
From the ECWF Management? What could it be this time?

He selects the message from ECWF Management and reads it.

Text Message From ECWF Management
Rock and Roll Jesus, we just got your email about making a promo after this Dark Match going on. We booked you for the promo, and the Dark Match is ending soon. Get ready and go cut an amazing promo. Good luck, from ECWF Management.

As he is reading, he is thinking to himself, "Why do we need permision to cut promos? Can't we just go out there, talk, and come back? Oh well, different thing for a different day." He finishes reading the text message and shuts his phone. Rock and Roll Jesus, then, fixes his attire he is wearing and walks for a few more minutes. He stops to shoot the breeze with one lucky fan with a backstage pass. Once that is over, he gets a singal that the Dark Match has ended and that the commercial break will end in a few seconds. He is now prepared and ready to cut his first promo in a long time. He is exited, and can't wait.

A few seconds later, he recieves the signal and the okay to go out and cut a promo. He shoots up a thumbs up and then “Rock and Roll Jesus” by Kid Rock starts to play over the Public Announcement Sound System. The lights flicker on and off for a few seconds and then stop. The song is still blasting, and Rock and Roll Jesus comes running out of the backstage locker room. He doesn’t have a smile on, nor does he look pissed or mad at all. He daces all the up the ramp. The fans are cheering, loudly too. He goes around the ring, slapping the hands of many of the fans in the first two rows of the crowd. The ECWF Hardcore Championship belt is slung around his left shoulder. Once he finishes circling the ring, he asks Lillian Garcia for a microphone. She smiles and gives it to him. He smiles back, showing he respects her. He then climbs into the ring, and bounces around a little. He takes the microphone he received from Lillian Garcia and starts to talk…


Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
Hello everyone!

He lets the fans cheer and chant for a few seconds, letting them voice their opinions.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
You may notice, that my brother The Mortition is not out here. He is acually at the store picking up groceries and stuff becuase you see, we are going to this huge party next week with only celebrities allowed and stuff. So you know, the likes of Pam Anderson, Shawn Johnson, Orlando Bloom, The Jonas Brothers, Shakira, Christina Agulara, Chuck Palumbo, Nastio Luken, Kid Rock, Sabastian Bach, Edge, and the all-mighty Ozzy Osbourne with his wife Sharon Osbourne will be there. And it's only fitting the two best Singles competitors, and the single best Tag Team in the ECWF are invited. I'm sorry if none of the other Superstars were invited...

Rock and Roll Jesus pauses for second, realizing he got side tracked. He then raises the microphone back up to his mouth and speaks again.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
Whoops, I got side tracked haha.

He lets the fans laugh. With his DX Shawn Michael charisma, how can anybody not like him? Almost unheard of, except when it comes to his fellow Superstars.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
Anyways, I'm out here mainly to talk about my match on Revolution this week. Myself and my brother Mortition will be taking on the legendary likes of Moe Currency and Seth Acid. Along with their little friend Nina Barrows. See, Moe Currency is like... ummm... the Moe character of the Three Stooges, except with a few changes. He's not funny, he's not cool, and he ain't never going to be as good as Moe from the Three Stooges. Now Seth Acid, on the other hand. I don't know much about Seth Acid here. All I can really tell you all that I know, is that he seems to be a punk who think he's better than everyone. Well, better that everyone? Hmmm, I can name three people off the top of my very head that is better than him by a two and a half miles in the least. Those people are my brother Mortition, my other brother Xanadu that I introdced to you all once, and, of course, myself. Hell, my little sister Lynn Anderson, whom you've all met before as well, can beat nuts out of him.

He, once again, lets the fans cheer becuase they love him. They can tell he's on a roll. How? No one can really tell for sure, but the people just know.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
But yeah, Lynn has been training and working out with the rest of my family. She may be two years younger, but she sure as hell is NOT weaker or in worse shape. She can acually ick myself, Xanadu, and this other brother I have, Twisted, up. Mortition is a seven foot tall monstery freak, and I find him quite hard to pick him up, haha. Anyways, back to my match on Wednesday Night on Revolution. Moe Currency, and Seth Acid... Beware. You two are legends here in the Extreme Championship Wrestling Federation, but that means nothing in the mind of Mortition, and it means nothing in the mind of yours truely. If you have the balls to come to the ring on Revolution, you will most deffinatly regret it and get the beating of your very lives. Why? Becuase The Mortition and I don't f**k around in the ring. We get straight to business, and will put your little lights out. Our only REAL loses came from Scorpion, but he's a different story I shall explain later. And as your your little friend Nina Barrows over there probably watching this with you, you both better watch her too, Leave her unattended when you both are injured within an inch of your life, and something bad might go down with her.

He lets the fand continue to cheer and chant. He signals for his music to play, and suddenly "Rock and Roll Jesus" by Kid Rock tears up the Public Announcement Sound System again. He looks right in the camera with his music blasing.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
Seth Acid! Moe Currency! DON'T, I repeat, DON'T come to the ring on Revolution. If you do, you'll know why I leave you with this warning!

Rock and Roll Jesus drops the microphone right there and leaves with the ring, with not a smile on his face. He looks like he did when he came in, not smiling but not looking pissed off or mad either. Get exits the ring and walks up the ramp with the face he had on. He turns around at the top of the ramp and looks back. He stikes a pose no one has seen before from him and pyro shoots off right above him, spelling out "ROCKY J", becuase "Rock and Roll Jesus" is too long for them lazy bastards to fit. The pyro's end, and Rock and Roll Jesus finishes walking to the back, whiping off some of the dust from the pyro that went off above him.

About a half an hour later, Rock and Roll Jesus is seen back in the locker room, his shoes off, and back on the leather Laz-E-Boy chair, watching another football game. The Bengals had beaten the Patriots, 42-38. Rock and Roll Jesus and Mortition had bet on that game, so Mortition owes Rock and Roll Jesus about five or six dollars now. The game he is watching jsut started a few minutes ago, with no score yet. Oakland Raiders, taking on the Kansas City Cheifs. Neither Mortition nor Rock and Roll Jesus care about either of these teams, but it's the only thing on. Mortition is still at the store, and hasn't come home just yet.

About a half an hour later from that, Mortition comes walking in the door with only two bags in his hands. I mean, if your gone at the super market for over an hour, you think you would have more than tow bags right? I mean come on, thats common sence. Anyway, thats what Rock and Roll Jesus thinks.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
At the store for voer and hour, and you come back with only two mesely bags full of the stuff you need? Thats just a bit... unusual...

Mortition, then, realizes that he has been gone for over an hour. He didn't realize it before.

The Mortition ~ ECWF Badass
I have been gone for over an hour?! d**n, I lost track of time...

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
What happened?

The Mortition ~ ECWF Badass
Well, I saw Lynn down there today and shot the breeze with her for a little bit.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
Oh, nice. Whats up with her?

The Mortition ~ ECWF Badass
Nothing really, still living with Xanadu. He's doing pretty good too. Hey, they got the invite to go to the party we're going to. So, Lynn is making that special dish she likes to make... I can't say it, becuase it's that French one.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
Oh yeah, I remember that. I can't remember it either, but it's good ain't it?

The Mortition ~ ECWF Badass
Oh, it's excellent. And do you know what Federation they got recognized from?

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
They joined a Federation? I didn't even know...

The Mortition ~ ECWF Badass
Yeah, GCW. It stands for Global Championship Wrestling. I heard all about it, great Federation. It used to be WWA, World Wrestling Association I believe. I heard Rock and Roll God was there once. I think he got fired for hiring fat hookers or some hilarious bullnuts.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
Fat hookers? HAHAHAHA, thats nice. At least theres none here.

The Mortition ~ ECWF Badass
Yeah... So what went down while I was gone?

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
Nothing really... You just missed the kickass promo I cut about a half an hour ago.

The Mortition ~ ECWF Badass
You cut a promo?! Without me?! Thats... quite impossible haha.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
Nah, haha. I told them about how you were busy and the party and how some wicked hotties are going to be there. And then I worked some of my trash talking magic on Seth Acid and Moe Currency.

Mortition is now putting the gorceryies he got at the store away.

The Mortition ~ ECWF Badass
Why? What did Acid and Currency do?

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
Well, brother... If you would look at the Match Card for Revolution once in a d**n while, you might find out that Seth Acid and Moe Currency, along with their little friend Nina Narrows, are our Tag Team opponents this week.

The Mortition ~ ECWF Badass
Oh, I see now.

Rock and Roll Jesus ~ ECWF Hardcore Champion
God, Mortition... I swear sometimes...

Mortition finishes putting the groceries get got at the store away. He then turns around and laughs with his brother Rock and Roll Jesus about what he just said. Mortition then plops down on the couch and lays down on his back like he did before and takes his shoes off. He reclines back and starts to lounge again. Rock and Roll Jesus and The Mortition, then, talk about football and how Mortition now owes Rock and Roll Jesus about five or six dollars now. The scene becomes muted and fades out to a commercial break about new extra soft, extra soft paper towels!

["The Boss" Daniel Addington]

Contract accepted, welcome to IWO Wrestlin'!